• girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

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justindonuts:

sh-inik:

made another thingie


HOW DO YOU ART

justindonuts:

sh-inik:

made another thingie

HOW DO YOU ART

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curtisplease:

vanilla couples trying bondage play for the first time

curtisplease:

vanilla couples trying bondage play for the first time

(Source: thearchitecturaloshawott)

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  • gay person: *breathes*
  • white girl: OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping

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riemi:

紫丁香花。 | みなせなぎ@超ボーマスか06 [pixiv]

riemi:

紫丁香花。 | みなせなぎ@超ボーマスか06 [pixiv]

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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

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sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

(Source: scraap)

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